The Top 15 Signs Your Co-Worker's 
           Jewish Holiday Wasn't Strictly Observed  
  
  
  
15> Telltale mouse ears on his new "yarmulke."  
  
14> Sun worshipping appears to be the only thing accomplished 
    that was even remotely religious.  
  
13> Thinks that the Torah is something you wear to a frat party.  
  
12> Comes back wearing a "Club Med: The Sea may be Dead, but not  
    the night-life!" T-shirt.  
  
11> You happen to know there are no High Holy Day services at 
    Santa Anita Racetrack.  
  
10> Kareem in Accounting keeps calling it "Yom Shakur."  
  
 9> As far as you know, circumcisions don't "grow back."  
  
 8> Doesn’t know the difference between Hebrew and Home-brew.  
  
 7> She's complaining that Kathie Lee isn't really on all 
    Carnival Cruises.  
  
 6> Claims he was observing "Chaka Khan."  
  
 5> Menorah on his desk displays three sleeves worth of golf balls.
  
 4> Thinks "Rosh Hashanah" is a song by The Knack.  
  
 3> His yarmulke has two cans of beer and a drinking straw.  
  
 2> "And if the rabbi sees his shadow when he comes out of the  
    temple, there'll be four more months of summer."  
  
  
         and the Number 1 Sign Your Co-Worker's 
       Jewish Holiday Wasn't Strictly Observed...  
  
  
 1> Took off all of *last* month for Ramadan.  
  
  
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