: ) smiling face needs a nose job,
no explanation necessary
: submitter is a robot
(or other appropriate AI project)
:>) submitter has a big nose
:<| submitter attends an Ivy
League school
:%)% submitter has acne
=:-) submitter is a hosehead
:-(*) submitter is getting sick
of most recent netnews articles and is about to vomit
:-)8 submitter is well dressed
8:-) submitter is a little girl
-:-) submitter sports a mohawk and
admires Mr. T
(:)-) submitter likes to scuba dive
':-) submitter accidentally shaved
off one of his eyebrows this morning
(-: submitter is Don Ellis from
Tektronix
8:] normal smiling face except that
submitter is a gorilla
%-^ submitter is Picasso
(-: submitter is left-handed
0-) submitter is an arc-welder
*:o) submitter is a Bozo
8-) submitter wears glasses
*<|:-) submitter is Santa Claus
(Ho Ho Ho)
(-) submitter needing a haircut
}(:-( Submitter, wearing toupee in
wind.
<|-)= Submitter is Chinese.
(sorry bout that)
<|-(= Submitter is Chinese and
doesn't like this article.
*-( Cyclops got poked in the eye
::-) respondent wears glasses
___
/ \
| RIP |
|_____| Submitter has recently died
:-< real sad smiley
:-> y.a.s.
:-z y.a.c.s.
:-x "my lips are sealed" smiley
:-c bummed out smiley
:-v talking head smiley
:v) left-pointing nose smiley
}:^#}) mega-smiley: updrafted bushy-mustached pointy
nosed smiley with a hat
:-)/2 remark was only half in jest