Smiley Faces (page 4)

|-(   Late night
~/~   Stirring up trouble

: ) smiling face needs a nose job, no explanation necessary
:   submitter is a robot (or other appropriate AI project)
:>) submitter has a big nose
:<| submitter attends an Ivy League school
:%)% submitter has acne
=:-) submitter is a hosehead
:-(*) submitter is getting sick of most recent netnews articles and is about to vomit
:-)8 submitter is well dressed

8:-) submitter is a little girl
-:-) submitter sports a mohawk and admires Mr. T
(:)-) submitter likes to scuba dive
':-) submitter accidentally shaved off one of his eyebrows this morning
(-: submitter is Don Ellis from Tektronix
8:] normal smiling face except that submitter is a gorilla
%-^ submitter is Picasso
(-: submitter is left-handed
0-) submitter is an arc-welder
*:o) submitter is a Bozo
8-) submitter wears glasses
*<|:-) submitter is Santa Claus (Ho Ho Ho)
(-) submitter needing a haircut

}(:-( Submitter, wearing toupee in wind.
<|-)= Submitter is Chinese.  (sorry bout that)
<|-(= Submitter is Chinese and doesn't like this article.

   *-( Cyclops got poked in the eye
   ::-) respondent wears glasses

  ___
 /   \
| RIP |
|_____| Submitter has recently died
 

   :-< real sad smiley
   :-> y.a.s.
   :-z y.a.c.s.
   :-x "my lips are sealed" smiley
   :-c bummed out smiley
   :-v talking head smiley
   :v) left-pointing nose smiley

   }:^#}) mega-smiley: updrafted bushy-mustached pointy nosed smiley with a hat
   :-)/2  remark was only half in jest

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